To: Fil

karmadminKarmic Event: 12496 / Jasper, IN    1 Comment

Dear Fil,Your karma stinks because you stink. Maintain discipline and follow protocol.

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To: Ande

karmadminKarmic Event: 12312 / Burbank, CA    Leave a Comment

Dear Ande,Your karma doesn’t stink because you’re an amazing and sexy bomb of a wife!

 

To: Nick

karmadminKarmic Event: 12299 / Vicksburg, MS    Leave a Comment

Dear Nick,Your karma doesn’t stink because you have 3 bitches that loves you very much….

 

To: Eric

karmadminKarmic Event: 12199 / Dunedin, FL    Leave a Comment

Dear Eric,Your karma doesn’t stink because you are an amazing father and no matter what happens you will always be my true love even though we are no longer together.

To: Birthday Persons

karmadminKarmic Event: 12187 / Wilton, CT Leave a Comment

Dear Birthday Persons,2015 Birthday Greetings Protocol

A mass “Happy Birthday” on Facebook is a generic gesture and in many cases it is one of many generic greetings. This form of birthday greeting does not require a direct acknowledgement. An unnecessary but nice response is to simply “Like” the greeting. Again not required.

A direct text message or messenger greeting is more personal. This greeting is reserved for close friends who do not need the Facebook world to see you said, happy birthday, but more importantly the person themselves. The proper response to a direct happy birthday is a reply of, Thank you. Failure to do so is an insult. It is like saying, I do not care that you care enough to send me a personal greeting.

To those of you who do not adhere to these common social protocols, may your birthdays suck!

To: Lady who doesn’t pick up after her dog

karmadminKarmic Event: 11825 / Ronkonkoma, NY Leave a Comment

Dear Lady who doesn't pick up after her dog,Your karma stinks because you are a nasty ass ho… I will be the first to admit that I hate picking up my dogs big nasty sh!ts. There is nothing worse than the feeling of the gross hot poop through a plastic bag and even worse is having to carry the bag around until you find a trash can, but I do, and so do all the other dog owners.

If I can bend over and pick up my dog’s dumps, so can you. Don’t think we don’t see you do that pretend to bend down and pick it up move, we know you don’t have a bag… or the look away move where you act like you did not see him poop!  You’re not fooling anybody!

Might I say, put your dog’s poop in a bag you nasty old hag…

Beware, the neighborhood poop watch has their eye on you.

To: Man in Carpark

karmadminKarmic Event: 11674 / Winchester, UK Leave a Comment

Dear Man in Carpark,Your karma stinks because you watched me reverse into a space and then interrupted my concentration by coming to the window to tell me I needed to ‘keep the left hand down’. Someone needs to tell you that you don’t need a penis to park.

To: Jon Stewart

karmadminKarmic Event: 11464 / Brooklyn, NY    Leave a Comment

Dear Jon Stewart,Your karma stinks because despite being blessed with super human comic abilities, you have chosen to stop entertaining us and squander your powers on rescue animals in New Jersey.

To: Jason

karmadminKarmic Event: 11457 / Clearwater, FL    Leave a Comment

Dear Jason,Your karma doesn’t stink because you are an amazing man. I love you. I have always loved you and will continue to love you for the rest of my life. I never thought I wanted to get married again, but I would marry you.

To: Joshua

karmadminKarmic Event: 9334 / Plainfield, IL    Leave a Comment

Dear Joshua,Your karma stinks because you hurt and cheated on your ex boyfriend.