Dear Ben,Your karma stinks because you have left your family and ruined their lives.
To: Archie T.
To: Ian S.
Dear Ian S.,Your karma stinks because you’ve hurt me too much emotionally. You’ve used me and lied to me with all these broken promises. I’m over making the effort for you and trying everyday for you to see the potential between us in order to have meaningful relationship together. You chose drugs over me and I’m finally deciding to give up on you. If you wake up one day and finally see the effort that I’ve been making for you or that you need me in your life then it will be too late. I would move on to becoming a better person with hope, dreams, and aspirations. I would conquer all my fears and become stronger as an individual. If you come crawling back then I hope you see that you fucked up and go through the same emotional turmoil you put me through but worse.
Dear Jess,Your karma stinks because u stole from parents.
Dear Latesha,Your karma stinks because you think its OK to bully someone who spent their whole lives being bullied by the people who were supposed to love them. I was beaten and berated by my parents for years, that’s why I don’t fight, because I know how it feels to be hurt like that and I have compassion for other human beings. Unlike you who beats people up for fun and brags when you get away with it. But you know what? I forgive you. I forgive you Latesha for how you treated me that day.
To: Mary Jo
To: Dick Head
To: Birthday Persons
Dear Birthday Persons,2015 Birthday Greetings Protocol
A mass “Happy Birthday” on Facebook is a generic gesture and in many cases it is one of many generic greetings. This form of birthday greeting does not require a direct acknowledgement. An unnecessary but nice response is to simply “Like” the greeting. Again not required.
A direct text message or messenger greeting is more personal. This greeting is reserved for close friends who do not need the Facebook world to see you said, happy birthday, but more importantly the person themselves. The proper response to a direct happy birthday is a reply of, Thank you. Failure to do so is an insult. It is like saying, I do not care that you care enough to send me a personal greeting.
To those of you who do not adhere to these common social protocols, may your birthdays suck!
To: Brad J
To: Lady who doesn’t pick up after her dog
Dear Lady who doesn't pick up after her dog,Your karma stinks because you are a nasty ass ho… I will be the first to admit that I hate picking up my dogs big nasty sh!ts. There is nothing worse than the feeling of the gross hot poop through a plastic bag and even worse is having to carry the bag around until you find a trash can, but I do, and so do all the other dog owners.
If I can bend over and pick up my dog’s dumps, so can you. Don’t think we don’t see you do that pretend to bend down and pick it up move, we know you don’t have a bag… or the look away move where you act like you did not see him poop! You’re not fooling anybody!
Might I say, put your dog’s poop in a bag you nasty old hag…
Beware, the neighborhood poop watch has their eye on you.