Dear Ben,Your karma stinks because you have left your family and ruined their lives.
To: Birthday Persons
Dear Birthday Persons,2015 Birthday Greetings Protocol
A mass “Happy Birthday” on Facebook is a generic gesture and in many cases it is one of many generic greetings. This form of birthday greeting does not require a direct acknowledgement. An unnecessary but nice response is to simply “Like” the greeting. Again not required.
A direct text message or messenger greeting is more personal. This greeting is reserved for close friends who do not need the Facebook world to see you said, happy birthday, but more importantly the person themselves. The proper response to a direct happy birthday is a reply of, Thank you. Failure to do so is an insult. It is like saying, I do not care that you care enough to send me a personal greeting.
To those of you who do not adhere to these common social protocols, may your birthdays suck!
To: Tamie
Dear Tamie,Your karma stinks because I see the way you carry on! I wonder what management would think of the shit that goes on between you 2! I use to think extremely high of you but what a slut! I am tired of it so I guess a talk to the right people is needed! Maybe you and Robert can carry on in the unemployment line together! I am watching both of you it has gone on to long! Nice house by the way! I really like New Lenox.
To: Preview
Dear Preview,Your karma stinks because you say one thing then do another. You say you love me and want to marry me and be with me forever but keep hurting me by still holding on to dumb whores! And your karma stinks because you hurt my feelings and you still think I’m gonna keep letting you do it to me while you’re playing your dumb game! I hope it’s all worth it to you when you realize that I am gone and you wake up without me and your karma is the whores you get left playing with! Because I woke up and chose to love myself enough to see that if I stop lying to myself long enough to see that my hurting inside is only the truth telling me that.
To: Jessica
Dear Jessica,Your karma stinks because you think you are better than your own mother, you have called her every name in the book but mom. This woman gave up so much of her life to you, she could have had an abortion but she chose you and you treat her like shit! The first time she tells you no, you disown her! I would have busted your face for allowing that dick headed shit to talk to me that way. You are too blind to even see he controls you, even the way you think is his thoughts. I hope you wake up out of your pot haze and get out with your kids while you can still make something of yourself. Some fathers don’t need to be in their children’s life because they do more damage than good with their presence. I am sure you will choose to remain stupid and the children have to suffer for it. So the next time you want to tell your mother how shitty she is, look at the shit you have done and your behaviour to her and then see who is shitty.
To: William aka Billy
Dear William aka Billy,Your karma stinks because you don’t know what being faithful is, or what respect is. You think you can toy around with whomever to have back up. I know how you are with other women, how you lead them on, all the while not telling us about your girlfriend and not telling her about us… I hope u get busted.