Dear Ben,Your karma stinks because you have left your family and ruined their lives.
To: Annette
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To: Ande
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To: Birthday Persons
Dear Birthday Persons,2015 Birthday Greetings Protocol
A mass “Happy Birthday” on Facebook is a generic gesture and in many cases it is one of many generic greetings. This form of birthday greeting does not require a direct acknowledgement. An unnecessary but nice response is to simply “Like” the greeting. Again not required.
A direct text message or messenger greeting is more personal. This greeting is reserved for close friends who do not need the Facebook world to see you said, happy birthday, but more importantly the person themselves. The proper response to a direct happy birthday is a reply of, Thank you. Failure to do so is an insult. It is like saying, I do not care that you care enough to send me a personal greeting.
To those of you who do not adhere to these common social protocols, may your birthdays suck!
To: Ashley Madison
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To: Kyle
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To: Jessica
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Dear Jessica,Your karma stinks because you think you are better than your own mother, you have called her every name in the book but mom. This woman gave up so much of her life to you, she could have had an abortion but she chose you and you treat her like shit! The first time she tells you no, you disown her! I would have busted your face for allowing that dick headed shit to talk to me that way. You are too blind to even see he controls you, even the way you think is his thoughts. I hope you wake up out of your pot haze and get out with your kids while you can still make something of yourself. Some fathers don’t need to be in their children’s life because they do more damage than good with their presence. I am sure you will choose to remain stupid and the children have to suffer for it. So the next time you want to tell your mother how shitty she is, look at the shit you have done and your behaviour to her and then see who is shitty.
To: Brenda
karmadminKarmic Event: 8630 / Steger, IL 2 Comments
Dear Brenda,Your karma stinks because you have chose to walk away from The Lord as well as your marriage. It’s our christian duty to live for The Lord and we as Christians need just one reason to stay with our lover: the analogy of Christ and his church. If you don’t believe in heaven, divorce can make a lot of sense. Marriage can never remove the trials, but even difficult marriages to difficult men can give women the strength to become the people god created them to be. Make things right with your marriage, don’t give up make things right.
For: Kim G.
Dear Kim G.,Your karma stinks because you can’t quit being a slut. You go after everyones boyfriend and wonder why you get called names. Get a clue, quit screwing people over especially your friends or even strangers for that matter. Admit yourself to psychiatric hospital and get help. Do everyone a favor and go away.
To: Mom
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Dumb Crazy Taken
Dear Creator,Your karma stinks because as a divorced/single man in his 40’s I have come to discover you only make 3 kinds of attractive woman; dumb, crazy, and taken. I am requesting that you become a little more open-minded and add a fourth kind, normal/available. I understand this kind would be a variation not nearly as fun for you, but hook a brother up.
Do you know how frustrating it is to get up the courage to ask a beautiful woman out only to find out that you have met house plants with better personalities? Granted most of them have a Ph.D. in important stuff like shampoo and handbags but that doesn’t help. And the crazy ones, they can be fun. I mean a lot of fun, until you realize the fun is only insanity in disguise. And the most heartbreaking of them all… When you meet a smart, funny, amazing woman and you think to yourself, there has to be something wrong, she is perfect! And then to find out she IS perfect, but for someone else like her boyfriend or husband.
I don’t think I am asking for much. I mean come on, I am a good guy… could you do a limited release, like a collectors set?… please and thank you.
Most Sincerely,
The Karmic Avenger
#thekarmicavenger
To: Neighbor
karmadminKarmic Event: 7984 / Charlotte, NC 1 Comment
Dear Neighbor,Your karma stinks because you poisoned us at your party with your cheap booze. What’s with putting out Smirnoff vodka for your guests and then, while looking for ice, I see a giant bottle of Ketel One in your freezer?
Karmail ResponseTo: Jeff
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