To: Fil

karmadminKarmic Event: 12496 / Jasper, IN    1 Comment

Dear Fil,Your karma stinks because you stink. Maintain discipline and follow protocol.

Be
Loving and
Open with
My
Emotions

To: Ande

karmadminKarmic Event: 12312 / Burbank, CA    Leave a Comment

Dear Ande,Your karma doesn’t stink because you’re an amazing and sexy bomb of a wife!

 

To: Nick

karmadminKarmic Event: 12299 / Vicksburg, MS    Leave a Comment

Dear Nick,Your karma doesn’t stink because you have 3 bitches that loves you very much….

 

To: Eric

karmadminKarmic Event: 12199 / Dunedin, FL    Leave a Comment

Dear Eric,Your karma doesn’t stink because you are an amazing father and no matter what happens you will always be my true love even though we are no longer together.

To: Jason

karmadminKarmic Event: 11457 / Clearwater, FL    Leave a Comment

Dear Jason,Your karma doesn’t stink because you are an amazing man. I love you. I have always loved you and will continue to love you for the rest of my life. I never thought I wanted to get married again, but I would marry you.

To: Joshua

karmadminKarmic Event: 9334 / Plainfield, IL    Leave a Comment

Dear Joshua,Your karma stinks because you hurt and cheated on your ex boyfriend.

 

To: Marcus

karmadminKarmic Event: 9322 / Huber Heights, OH Leave a Comment

Dear Marcus,

Your karma stinks because i loved you and all i continue to get is heartbreak and u continue to get awesome realtionships

To: Kaden

karmadminKarmic Event: 9297 / Lincoln Park, MI Leave a Comment

Dear Kaden,Your karma doesn’t stink because you’re amazing! I love you so much.

To: Christopher

karmadminKarmic Event: 9138 / Fort Worth, TX    Leave a Comment

Dear Christopher,Your karma stinks because you are reckless with other people’s hearts, have a little bit more concern with how you make other people feel or you will end up alone. You can alter your future, but you can never relive your past. Change your ways or you will regret much.

To: Mom

karmadminKarmic Event: 8437 / Princeton, IL    Leave a Comment

Dear Mom,Your karma doesn’t stink because you still put your children before everything else and will do anything to help them. May you have good Karma!!

To: Zach

karmadminKarmic Event: 8330 / Tualatin, OR    Leave a Comment

Dear Zach,

Your karma doesn’t stink because you’re pretty much perfect in every way and I’m in love with you. Even though you have a boyfriend and all I’m still in love with you. I love you so much it hurts sometimes and I know you’ll never ever realize who I am.

To: Thanksgiving Host

karmadminKarmic Event: 8237 / FARMINGTON, CT

Dear Thanksgiving Host,

Your karma stinks because every year we do this dance. I ask what can I bring. I am grateful that you are kind enough to host.  But can you please just tell me what I can do!!!  When you respond, just bring yourself, we know that is the start of the turkey dance. I say I want to help, you reply thank you but we are good.  The endless loop of please and no just bring yourself is unnecessary.

First we know if I show up without anything I will be the post holiday topic of Mr Freeloader.  Second it’s better to just generalize app or desert and let me do the rest.  In the end I will over compensate by bringing both plus enough wine beer and whiskey to have the whole family buzzed for Black Friday. To end the topic, we could all avoid the turkey dance if you’d just tell me what I could bring.

Many thanks,

The Karmic Avenger
#thekarmicavenger

To: Retailers of America

karmadminKarmic Event: 8227 / LOS ANGELES, CA 2 Comments

Dear Retailers of America,,Your karma stinks because you are open for business Thanksgiving Day. It’s a day for family, not shopping.

 

To: Neighbor

karmadminKarmic Event: 8198 / NEW MILFORD, CT Leave a Comment

Dear Neighbor,Your karma stinks because you send your kids out for candy on Halloween and keep your lights off so no one comes to your house.

 

To: Christopher

karmadminKarmic Event: 8194 / CHICAGO, IL    Leave a Comment

Dear Christopher,

Your karma stinks because you have been horrible to someone you say you love.

To: Aunalyce

karmadminKarmic Event: 8189 / OKLAHOMA CITY, OK    1 Comment

Dear Aunalyce,You’re pretty much perfect in every way and I’m in love with you. Even though you have a boyfriend and all I’m still in love with you. I love you so much it hurts sometimes and I know you’ll never ever realize who I am.

To: Mike

karmadminKarmic Event: 8080 / Steen, MN Leave a Comment

Dear Mike,Your karma stinks because you lead people on for a while and make them fall for you and then drop them with no regard. People have hearts that break. It can really mess a person up!

To: Sue

karmadminKarmic Event: 7983 / Plymouth, UK    Leave a Comment

Dear Sue,Your karma doesn’t stink because you are my rock and you flush the loo after me!!!