To: Thanksgiving Host

karmadminKarmic Event: 8237 / FARMINGTON, CT

Dear Thanksgiving Host,

Your karma stinks because every year we do this dance. I ask what can I bring. I am grateful that you are kind enough to host.  But can you please just tell me what I can do!!!  When you respond, just bring yourself, we know that is the start of the turkey dance. I say I want to help, you reply thank you but we are good.  The endless loop of please and no just bring yourself is unnecessary.

First we know if I show up without anything I will be the post holiday topic of Mr Freeloader.  Second it’s better to just generalize app or desert and let me do the rest.  In the end I will over compensate by bringing both plus enough wine beer and whiskey to have the whole family buzzed for Black Friday. To end the topic, we could all avoid the turkey dance if you’d just tell me what I could bring.

Many thanks,

The Karmic Avenger
#thekarmicavenger

To: Retailers of America

karmadminKarmic Event: 8227 / LOS ANGELES, CA 2 Comments

Dear Retailers of America,,Your karma stinks because you are open for business Thanksgiving Day. It’s a day for family, not shopping.

 

To: Neighbor

karmadminKarmic Event: 8198 / NEW MILFORD, CT Leave a Comment

Dear Neighbor,Your karma stinks because you send your kids out for candy on Halloween and keep your lights off so no one comes to your house.

 

To: Dr. Nancy S.

karmadminKarmic Event: 8162 / LOS ANGELES, CA Leave a Comment

Dear Dr. Nancy S.,Your karma stinks because you violated your Ebola quarantine to pick up takeout. How could you put others at risk just so you could eat soup?

 

To: Mark

karmadminKarmic Event: 8079 / LOS ANGELES, CA Leave a Comment

Dear Mark,Your karma stinks because when you are sick with the common cold you carry on as if you’ve been stricken with ebola.

To: Jerry

karmadminKarmic Event: 8081 / RICHMOND, VA Leave a Comment

Dear Jerry,Your karma stinks because of your constant ‘LIKE if you hate cancer’ posts. No one’s on the fence. Please stop.