Dear Fil,Your karma stinks because you stink. Maintain discipline and follow protocol.
Be
Loving and
Open with
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Emotions
To: Lady who doesn’t pick up after her dog
Dear Lady who doesn't pick up after her dog,Your karma stinks because you are a nasty ass ho… I will be the first to admit that I hate picking up my dogs big nasty sh!ts. There is nothing worse than the feeling of the gross hot poop through a plastic bag and even worse is having to carry the bag around until you find a trash can, but I do, and so do all the other dog owners.
If I can bend over and pick up my dog’s dumps, so can you. Don’t think we don’t see you do that pretend to bend down and pick it up move, we know you don’t have a bag… or the look away move where you act like you did not see him poop! You’re not fooling anybody!
Might I say, put your dog’s poop in a bag you nasty old hag…
Beware, the neighborhood poop watch has their eye on you.
To: Aunalyce
Dear Aunalyce,You’re pretty much perfect in every way and I’m in love with you. Even though you have a boyfriend and all I’m still in love with you. I love you so much it hurts sometimes and I know you’ll never ever realize who I am.