Dear Fil,Your karma stinks because you stink. Maintain discipline and follow protocol.
Be
Loving and
Open with
My
Emotions
To: Aunalyce
Dear Aunalyce,You’re pretty much perfect in every way and I’m in love with you. Even though you have a boyfriend and all I’m still in love with you. I love you so much it hurts sometimes and I know you’ll never ever realize who I am.
To: Vegan Seatmate
Dear Vegan Seatmate on Virgin Flight VS003,Your karma stinks because you could not stop ranting that there was nothing for you to eat on a recent flight to JFK. For almost 2 hours, you went on and on about our evil government, animal suffering, toxic food, and your extreme hunger. Ugh. Next time pack nuts instead of driving me crazy.