To: Retailers of America

karmadminKarmic Event: 8227 / LOS ANGELES, CA 2 Comments

Dear Retailers of America,,Your karma stinks because you are open for business Thanksgiving Day. It’s a day for family, not shopping.

 

To: Woman on Metro-North 523

karmadminKarmic Event: 8164 / New York, NY Leave a Comment

Dear Woman on Metro-North 523,Your karma stinks because of the amount of food you consume on the train. I am amazed you can balance that giant buffet on your lap every night. It’s an hour ride – I’ve tried changing cars but you always seem to plop down right next to me night after night.

To: Hipster buying coffee in West LA

karmadminKarmic Event: 7957 / LOS ANGELES, CA Leave a Comment

Dear Hipster buying coffee in West LA,Your karma stinks because you think you are so hilarious when you give the baristas your ridiculous fake coffee shop names and they get flustered. You were Jebediah Oberon 2 days ago (OK, I admit it was memorable) and today you were Bartholomew Jedi. If you are trying to flirt bro, it’s not working. All you do is slow the line down and look like an ass. Might be better just to go by Dick.