To: Scar

karmadminKarmic Event: 11388 / Wilton, CT 1 Comment

Dear Scar,Your karma stinks because you killed your brother Mufasa and let poor Simba think he did it. You are a shitty brother and uncle.

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To: Anna

karmadminKarmic Event: 8469 / Milford, CT 1 Comment

Dear Anna,Your karma stinks because like me, Elsa does not wanna build a snowman.  She does not wanna play!

Right around now Elsa and I are just looking to chill at the beach and leave all this snow and snowman stuff behind.

So I ask you Anna, can you just let it go?  Just let it go so we can get on with spring.

Many thanks,
The Karmic Avenger
#nosnowman #savethekarmafiryourmarma

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To: Kanye

karmadminKarmic Event: 8462 / New York, NY 1 Comment

Dear Kanye,Your karma stinks because you are a bully and a sore loser. Who made you an expert on artistry? Especially with lyrics like “Don’t try to treat me like I ain’t famous my apologies, are you into astrology cause I’m tryin to make it to Uranus”.

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To: Retailers of America

karmadminKarmic Event: 8227 / LOS ANGELES, CA 2 Comments

Dear Retailers of America,,Your karma stinks because you are open for business Thanksgiving Day. It’s a day for family, not shopping.

 

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To: Hipster buying coffee in West LA

karmadminKarmic Event: 7957 / LOS ANGELES, CA Leave a Comment

Dear Hipster buying coffee in West LA,Your karma stinks because you think you are so hilarious when you give the baristas your ridiculous fake coffee shop names and they get flustered. You were Jebediah Oberon 2 days ago (OK, I admit it was memorable) and today you were Bartholomew Jedi. If you are trying to flirt bro, it’s not working. All you do is slow the line down and look like an ass. Might be better just to go by Dick.

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