To: Retailers of America

karmadminKarmic Event: 8227 / LOS ANGELES, CA 2 Comments

Dear Retailers of America,,Your karma stinks because you are open for business Thanksgiving Day. It’s a day for family, not shopping.

 

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To: Dave

karmadminKarmic Event: 8071 / New York, NY Leave a Comment

Dear Dave,Your karma stinks because every time you go to the UK for business, you come back with a fake accent that lasts for 3 weeks and you forget how to curse. All I hear is “Piss off!” and “Bloody hell!”.

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To: Vegan Seatmate

karmadminKarmic Event: 7961 / LOS ANGELES, CA Leave a Comment

Dear Vegan Seatmate on Virgin Flight VS003,Your karma stinks because you could not stop ranting that there was nothing for you to eat on a recent flight to JFK. For almost 2 hours, you went on and on about our evil government, animal suffering, toxic food, and your extreme hunger. Ugh. Next time pack nuts instead of driving me crazy.

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To: Hipster buying coffee in West LA

karmadminKarmic Event: 7957 / LOS ANGELES, CA Leave a Comment

Dear Hipster buying coffee in West LA,Your karma stinks because you think you are so hilarious when you give the baristas your ridiculous fake coffee shop names and they get flustered. You were Jebediah Oberon 2 days ago (OK, I admit it was memorable) and today you were Bartholomew Jedi. If you are trying to flirt bro, it’s not working. All you do is slow the line down and look like an ass. Might be better just to go by Dick.

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