To: Taylor

karmadminKarmic Event: 9298 / Lincoln Park, MI Leave a Comment

Dear Taylor,Your karma stinks because you’re the biggest bitch in the world. You made my high school years a living hell. You broke me. Turned anyone who liked me, against me. You and your stupid little friends would send me threatening texts and phone calls. Fuck you bitch.

To: Mary Mann

karmadminKarmic Event: 9240 / Norfolk, VA    Leave a Comment

Dear Mary Mann,Your karma doesn’t stink because even though you skipped school, you’re still a really thoughtful, logical, respectful, and hip individual – so go ahead and get your house today. No bad juju for you.