Dear Dave,Your karma stinks because every time you go to the UK for business, you come back with a fake accent that lasts for 3 weeks and you forget how to curse. All I hear is “Piss off!” and “Bloody hell!”.
To: Vegan Seatmate
Dear Vegan Seatmate on Virgin Flight VS003,Your karma stinks because you could not stop ranting that there was nothing for you to eat on a recent flight to JFK. For almost 2 hours, you went on and on about our evil government, animal suffering, toxic food, and your extreme hunger. Ugh. Next time pack nuts instead of driving me crazy.