To: Annette

karmadminKarmic Event: 12762 / Brooklyn, NY    Leave a Comment

Dear Annette,I think you are my moms nurse and you were real nice to her. I would like to return the karma and take you to dinner and entertain you for a night or weekend. I hope you are single since you don’t have a ring on. I will mail again soon.

For: Kim G.

karmadminKarmic Event: 8471 / Abilene, TX Leave a Comment

Dear Kim G.,Your karma stinks because you can’t quit being a slut.  You go after everyones boyfriend and wonder why you get called names.  Get a clue, quit screwing people over especially your friends or even strangers for that matter.  Admit yourself to psychiatric hospital and get help.  Do everyone a favor and go away.

Dumb Crazy Taken

karmadminKarmic Event: 8417 / MILFORD, CT 4 Comments

Dear Creator,Your karma stinks because as a divorced/single man in his 40’s I have come to discover you only make 3 kinds of attractive woman; dumb, crazy, and taken. I am requesting that you become a little more open-minded and add a fourth kind, normal/available. I understand this kind would be a variation not nearly as fun for you, but hook a brother up.

Do you know how frustrating it is to get up the courage to ask a beautiful woman out only to find out that you have met house plants with better personalities? Granted most of them have a Ph.D. in important stuff like shampoo and handbags but that doesn’t help. And the crazy ones, they can be fun. I mean a lot of fun, until you realize the fun is only insanity in disguise. And the most heartbreaking of them all… When you meet a smart, funny, amazing woman and you think to yourself, there has to be something wrong, she is perfect! And then to find out she IS perfect, but for someone else like her boyfriend or husband.

I don’t think I am asking for much. I mean come on, I am a good guy… could you do a limited release, like a collectors set?… please and thank you.

Most Sincerely,

The Karmic Avenger
#thekarmicavenger

To: Satya

karmadminKarmic Event: 8155 / Kirkland, WA    Leave a Comment

Dear Satya,Your karma stinks because you think female employees not asking for a raise is good karma.

 

To: Jeff

karmadminKarmic Event: 7974 / San Fransisco, CA    Leave a Comment

Dear ,Your karma stinks because you have a recent OkCupid profile and you’re married. Not OK.

 

To: Ass Face Client

karmadminKarmic Event: 7871 / WORCESTER, MA Leave a Comment

Dear Ass Face Client,Your karma stinks because you came in at the last minute with two years of business tax returns for me to prepare. Your data consisted of envelopes of receipts you expected me to categorize one by one, ripped pieces of paper and stick it notes and a few bank statements. I contacted your bookkeeper who refused to help because you owed her money. I quoted you a price that you said was 1/2 of what you were expecting. I paid a contractor to work over the weekend because the IRS said they needed it by Wednesday. I did an awesome job for you in the time frame you indicated.

You did not pay me. You do not answer my e-mails and phone calls. Nothing.

Why? Because your karma stinks and that’s what stinky-karma people do.