To: Birthday Persons

karmadminKarmic Event: 12187 / Wilton, CT Leave a Comment

Dear Birthday Persons,2015 Birthday Greetings Protocol

A mass “Happy Birthday” on Facebook is a generic gesture and in many cases it is one of many generic greetings. This form of birthday greeting does not require a direct acknowledgement. An unnecessary but nice response is to simply “Like” the greeting. Again not required.

A direct text message or messenger greeting is more personal. This greeting is reserved for close friends who do not need the Facebook world to see you said, happy birthday, but more importantly the person themselves. The proper response to a direct happy birthday is a reply of, Thank you. Failure to do so is an insult. It is like saying, I do not care that you care enough to send me a personal greeting.

To those of you who do not adhere to these common social protocols, may your birthdays suck!

To: Scar

karmadminKarmic Event: 11388 / Wilton, CT 1 Comment

Dear Scar,Your karma stinks because you killed your brother Mufasa and let poor Simba think he did it. You are a shitty brother and uncle.

To: Jerry

karmadminKarmic Event: 9234 / Sparta, WI    Leave a Comment

Dear Jerry,Your karma stinks because what u did to Karen! I CANT believe it! She’s been good to u all this time! I’ve been reading her fb and what she puts on there…I can read between the lines! I’ve been her friend for a LONG time…I’ve figured it out…I told her to LEAVE you….but she said she wanted to “work” thru her feelings…its been a while and she’s still with u….u are one lucky SOB. I wanted to help her find someone else.

To: Julie

karmadminKarmic Event: 8276 / MILAN, TN    18 Comments

Dear Julie,Your karma stinks because u just keep hanging on. Kevin doesn’t love u, he has told me so many times, he only married u because we were fighting and to shut u up, Kevin don’t care. he don’t buy u gifts, he told me he has to think about me just to have sex with u, Kevin and me went to see AC/DC in Tacoma, he helped me buy a car, we used to spend weekends in Memphis and go to Tunica. He doesn’t even want to go to a bar with u, u embarress him, he stayed with me more than he did u and he helped furnish my house and pay bills, he also bought my kids nice gifts. He bought me diamond earrings, and we used to party a lot and he would take me to bars because I am younger, we rented motel rooms and I met him at Lambert’s for dinner, we went to Nashville and partied there, we went on a cruise, vactioned and had secret cell phones, but instead of leaving when u found out, u stayed with him.

Don’t worry he cheated on me too, but I aint stupid. I went out until he couldn’t stand it and came back. I hope u read this because u need to wake the hell up and realize Kevin is going to cheat and get what he wants, and I am just like him., we make a great pair, he ain’t done nuthin for u compared to what he has done for me and trying to keep me. but if I call he will come running. Just wanted you to know your ring don’t mean nuthin and give u a heads up so u can be ready. Kevin has been cheating with me for at least 6 years and it isn’t slowing down, sorry but it is what it is lmfao if u only knew he has another phone and email addresses lol but I ain’t telling.

To: Jerry

karmadminKarmic Event: 8081 / RICHMOND, VA Leave a Comment

Dear Jerry,Your karma stinks because of your constant ‘LIKE if you hate cancer’ posts. No one’s on the fence. Please stop.

 

To: Instagram Quote Girl

karmadminKarmic Event: 7985 / NEW HAVEN, CT Leave a Comment

Dear Instagram Quote Girl,Your karma stinks because I can’t read another empowering, letting go, healing, quote picture in my feed! Let’s review the cycle of madness, first we have the crazy girls night out pic! The look at us, we don’t need boys to have fun we are crazy and independent ladies. Then we have the I am in love pics… the love is so wonderful he is the one. And finally, the never ending cycle that repulses me! The he was a douche bag and I am hurt but healing pics. The quote pics that never end! 4-5 picture quotes a day with drama and pity party screaming out I want attention for being that dumb girl who picked the wrong guys AGAIN! Just a small suggestion, stop selecting men based on deep criteria like, he was tall or he drank the same shots as me… or the fact that he was “swole” with tattoos. You have been put on notice, I am unfollowing you and all your insta-quote-girls…

Many thanks,

The Karmic Avenger
#thekarmicavenger

To: Jeff

karmadminKarmic Event: 7974 / San Fransisco, CA    Leave a Comment

Dear ,Your karma stinks because you have a recent OkCupid profile and you’re married. Not OK.