Dear Annette,I think you are my moms nurse and you were real nice to her. I would like to return the karma and take you to dinner and entertain you for a night or weekend. I hope you are single since you don’t have a ring on. I will mail again soon.
Dear Kim G.,Your karma stinks because you can’t quit being a slut. You go after everyones boyfriend and wonder why you get called names. Get a clue, quit screwing people over especially your friends or even strangers for that matter. Admit yourself to psychiatric hospital and get help. Do everyone a favor and go away.
Dear Creator,Your karma stinks because as a divorced/single man in his 40’s I have come to discover you only make 3 kinds of attractive woman; dumb, crazy, and taken. I am requesting that you become a little more open-minded and add a fourth kind, normal/available. I understand this kind would be a variation not nearly as fun for you, but hook a brother up.
Do you know how frustrating it is to get up the courage to ask a beautiful woman out only to find out that you have met house plants with better personalities? Granted most of them have a Ph.D. in important stuff like shampoo and handbags but that doesn’t help. And the crazy ones, they can be fun. I mean a lot of fun, until you realize the fun is only insanity in disguise. And the most heartbreaking of them all… When you meet a smart, funny, amazing woman and you think to yourself, there has to be something wrong, she is perfect! And then to find out she IS perfect, but for someone else like her boyfriend or husband.
I don’t think I am asking for much. I mean come on, I am a good guy… could you do a limited release, like a collectors set?… please and thank you.
The Karmic Avenger
Dear Julie,Your karma stinks because u just keep hanging on. Kevin doesn’t love u, he has told me so many times, he only married u because we were fighting and to shut u up, Kevin don’t care. he don’t buy u gifts, he told me he has to think about me just to have sex with u, Kevin and me went to see AC/DC in Tacoma, he helped me buy a car, we used to spend weekends in Memphis and go to Tunica. He doesn’t even want to go to a bar with u, u embarress him, he stayed with me more than he did u and he helped furnish my house and pay bills, he also bought my kids nice gifts. He bought me diamond earrings, and we used to party a lot and he would take me to bars because I am younger, we rented motel rooms and I met him at Lambert’s for dinner, we went to Nashville and partied there, we went on a cruise, vactioned and had secret cell phones, but instead of leaving when u found out, u stayed with him.
Don’t worry he cheated on me too, but I aint stupid. I went out until he couldn’t stand it and came back. I hope u read this because u need to wake the hell up and realize Kevin is going to cheat and get what he wants, and I am just like him., we make a great pair, he ain’t done nuthin for u compared to what he has done for me and trying to keep me. but if I call he will come running. Just wanted you to know your ring don’t mean nuthin and give u a heads up so u can be ready. Kevin has been cheating with me for at least 6 years and it isn’t slowing down, sorry but it is what it is lmfao if u only knew he has another phone and email addresses lol but I ain’t telling.