To: Karma Dude

karmadminKarmic Event: 11828 / Wilton, CT Leave a Comment

Dear Karma Dude,

Your karma stinks because The Karmic Avenger has numerous posts each with greater than 50+ votes yet I am not in the Karmail Hall of Fame. Shame on you. Die you karmic infidel, diiiieeeeeee.

The Karmic Avenger
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To: Lady who doesn’t pick up after her dog

karmadminKarmic Event: 11825 / Ronkonkoma, NY Leave a Comment

Dear Lady who doesn't pick up after her dog,Your karma stinks because you are a nasty ass ho… I will be the first to admit that I hate picking up my dogs big nasty sh!ts. There is nothing worse than the feeling of the gross hot poop through a plastic bag and even worse is having to carry the bag around until you find a trash can, but I do, and so do all the other dog owners.

If I can bend over and pick up my dog’s dumps, so can you. Don’t think we don’t see you do that pretend to bend down and pick it up move, we know you don’t have a bag… or the look away move where you act like you did not see him poop!  You’re not fooling anybody!

Might I say, put your dog’s poop in a bag you nasty old hag…

Beware, the neighborhood poop watch has their eye on you.

To: Scar

karmadminKarmic Event: 11388 / Wilton, CT 1 Comment

Dear Scar,Your karma stinks because you killed your brother Mufasa and let poor Simba think he did it. You are a shitty brother and uncle.

To: Julie

karmadminKarmic Event: 8276 / MILAN, TN    18 Comments

Dear Julie,Your karma stinks because u just keep hanging on. Kevin doesn’t love u, he has told me so many times, he only married u because we were fighting and to shut u up, Kevin don’t care. he don’t buy u gifts, he told me he has to think about me just to have sex with u, Kevin and me went to see AC/DC in Tacoma, he helped me buy a car, we used to spend weekends in Memphis and go to Tunica. He doesn’t even want to go to a bar with u, u embarress him, he stayed with me more than he did u and he helped furnish my house and pay bills, he also bought my kids nice gifts. He bought me diamond earrings, and we used to party a lot and he would take me to bars because I am younger, we rented motel rooms and I met him at Lambert’s for dinner, we went to Nashville and partied there, we went on a cruise, vactioned and had secret cell phones, but instead of leaving when u found out, u stayed with him.

Don’t worry he cheated on me too, but I aint stupid. I went out until he couldn’t stand it and came back. I hope u read this because u need to wake the hell up and realize Kevin is going to cheat and get what he wants, and I am just like him., we make a great pair, he ain’t done nuthin for u compared to what he has done for me and trying to keep me. but if I call he will come running. Just wanted you to know your ring don’t mean nuthin and give u a heads up so u can be ready. Kevin has been cheating with me for at least 6 years and it isn’t slowing down, sorry but it is what it is lmfao if u only knew he has another phone and email addresses lol but I ain’t telling.

To: Bass

karmadminKarmic Event: 7968 / Upper Darby, PA Leave a Comment

Dear Bass,

Your karma stinks because as much as you want to believe it, its not all about the bass. You can’t declare “no treble” that is not an option. You need bass and treble. Granted I will concede that you can minimize the treble, but no treble is not something that can even be on the table. What are we talking about here? A sick mix of death metal and dub step! I’m not suggesting smooth jazz, but we live in a world of bass and treble. So let’s drop the silly premise of a world with only bass.

Many thanks,

The Karmic Avenger
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