To: Sam

karmadminKarmic Event: 12462 / Anderson, SC Leave a Comment

Dear Sam,Your karma stinks because you’re an effing douchebag. I really want to punch you in your spoiled, pretty boy face. You have no idea how to run a business properly. My hotel is not your playground or personal piggy bank. Learn to manage or gtfo.

To: Wesley

karmadminKarmic Event: 11996 / Germantown, MD Leave a Comment

Dear Wesley,Your karma stinks because you have to cover for fake ass bitches at work.

 

To: Tamie

karmadminKarmic Event: 11917 / Lansing, IL    Leave a Comment

Dear Tamie,Your karma stinks because I see the way you carry on! I wonder what management would think of the shit that goes on between you 2! I use to think extremely high of you but what a slut! I am tired of it so I guess a talk to the right people is needed! Maybe you and Robert can carry on in the unemployment line together! I am watching both of you it has gone on to long! Nice house by the way! I really like New Lenox.

To: Robert

karmadminKarmic Event: 11916 / Lansing, IL    Leave a Comment

Dear Robert,Your karma stinks because it is getting a little old watching you fuck around with your little lady friend! Does the bosses know? They will soon! Hehehe. Nice house you have I see your boy is driving now!

To: Jon Stewart

karmadminKarmic Event: 11464 / Brooklyn, NY    Leave a Comment

Dear Jon Stewart,Your karma stinks because despite being blessed with super human comic abilities, you have chosen to stop entertaining us and squander your powers on rescue animals in New Jersey.

To: Scar

karmadminKarmic Event: 11388 / Wilton, CT 1 Comment

Dear Scar,Your karma stinks because you killed your brother Mufasa and let poor Simba think he did it. You are a shitty brother and uncle.

To: Nolan

karmadminKarmic Event: 9203 / San Diego, CA    Leave a Comment

Dear Nolan,Your karma stinks because you still don’t have a job & live with your mother.

 

To: Julie

karmadminKarmic Event: 8276 / MILAN, TN    18 Comments

Dear Julie,Your karma stinks because u just keep hanging on. Kevin doesn’t love u, he has told me so many times, he only married u because we were fighting and to shut u up, Kevin don’t care. he don’t buy u gifts, he told me he has to think about me just to have sex with u, Kevin and me went to see AC/DC in Tacoma, he helped me buy a car, we used to spend weekends in Memphis and go to Tunica. He doesn’t even want to go to a bar with u, u embarress him, he stayed with me more than he did u and he helped furnish my house and pay bills, he also bought my kids nice gifts. He bought me diamond earrings, and we used to party a lot and he would take me to bars because I am younger, we rented motel rooms and I met him at Lambert’s for dinner, we went to Nashville and partied there, we went on a cruise, vactioned and had secret cell phones, but instead of leaving when u found out, u stayed with him.

Don’t worry he cheated on me too, but I aint stupid. I went out until he couldn’t stand it and came back. I hope u read this because u need to wake the hell up and realize Kevin is going to cheat and get what he wants, and I am just like him., we make a great pair, he ain’t done nuthin for u compared to what he has done for me and trying to keep me. but if I call he will come running. Just wanted you to know your ring don’t mean nuthin and give u a heads up so u can be ready. Kevin has been cheating with me for at least 6 years and it isn’t slowing down, sorry but it is what it is lmfao if u only knew he has another phone and email addresses lol but I ain’t telling.

To: Thanksgiving Host

karmadminKarmic Event: 8237 / FARMINGTON, CT

Dear Thanksgiving Host,

Your karma stinks because every year we do this dance. I ask what can I bring. I am grateful that you are kind enough to host.  But can you please just tell me what I can do!!!  When you respond, just bring yourself, we know that is the start of the turkey dance. I say I want to help, you reply thank you but we are good.  The endless loop of please and no just bring yourself is unnecessary.

First we know if I show up without anything I will be the post holiday topic of Mr Freeloader.  Second it’s better to just generalize app or desert and let me do the rest.  In the end I will over compensate by bringing both plus enough wine beer and whiskey to have the whole family buzzed for Black Friday. To end the topic, we could all avoid the turkey dance if you’d just tell me what I could bring.

Many thanks,

The Karmic Avenger
#thekarmicavenger

To: Retailers of America

karmadminKarmic Event: 8227 / LOS ANGELES, CA 2 Comments

Dear Retailers of America,,Your karma stinks because you are open for business Thanksgiving Day. It’s a day for family, not shopping.

 

To: Neighbor

karmadminKarmic Event: 8198 / NEW MILFORD, CT Leave a Comment

Dear Neighbor,Your karma stinks because you send your kids out for candy on Halloween and keep your lights off so no one comes to your house.

 

To: Satya

karmadminKarmic Event: 8155 / Kirkland, WA    Leave a Comment

Dear Satya,Your karma stinks because you think female employees not asking for a raise is good karma.

 

Microwave Food Bomber

karmadminKarmic Event: 7986 / NEW HAVEN, CT Leave a Comment

Dear Microwave food bomber,Your karma stinks because you microwave the living daylights out of your food, so much that it expodes all over the inside of the microwave… CLEAN IT UP. I spent 20 minutes cleaning the inside of the mircowave of unidentifiable junk, I wanted to throw up. I even called CSI, the splatter experts have profiled you as a sick loser with lack of consideration for others… So beware, we have your profile and will be tracking you down. And just like Dexter, we will deal with your serial microwave killing ways!

The Karmic Avenger

#thekarmicavenger

To: Ass Face Client

karmadminKarmic Event: 7871 / WORCESTER, MA Leave a Comment

Dear Ass Face Client,Your karma stinks because you came in at the last minute with two years of business tax returns for me to prepare. Your data consisted of envelopes of receipts you expected me to categorize one by one, ripped pieces of paper and stick it notes and a few bank statements. I contacted your bookkeeper who refused to help because you owed her money. I quoted you a price that you said was 1/2 of what you were expecting. I paid a contractor to work over the weekend because the IRS said they needed it by Wednesday. I did an awesome job for you in the time frame you indicated.

You did not pay me. You do not answer my e-mails and phone calls. Nothing.

Why? Because your karma stinks and that’s what stinky-karma people do.

To: Co-worker

karmadminKarmic Event: 7862 / NORWALK, CT    Leave a Comment

Dear Co-worker,Your karma stinks because you drank my diet coke that I left in the fridge.

 

To: Kevin

karmadminKarmic Event: 7764 / Trumbull, CT    1 Comment

Dear Kevin,Your karma stinks because you have consistently ignored my emails and phone calls for the last 3 weeks.