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Instant karma: Man who told fellow Tube passenger to go f*** himself gets payback when he turns up for job interview with the same chap just hours later.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2960791/Commuter-swears-man-way-interview-man-recruiter.html

Sept. 23, 2014 – This is Michael Whitington’s mugshot, Police say he robbed a bank on Denver’s 16th Street pedestrian mall and then tried to get away on a train. Officers stopped the train a few blocks away and arrested him.

My chocolate bar was unopened when I went to bed last night and this morning it looks like this!

by David John Markarian

A Chinese chef died after a snake bit his hand, 20 minutes after he had decapitated it.

The victim, Peng Fang from Foshan, Guangdong province, had been making a meal using the Indochinese Spitting Cobra as an ingredient. He went to throw the snake’s head in the bin, but it bit him in a reflexive action, according to the Mirror.

The Daily Record quotes a diner in the restaurant:

We did not know what was happening but could hear screams coming from the kitchen. There were calls for a doctor in the restaurant but by the time medical assistance arrived, the man had already died.

The Mirror quotes snake expert Yang Hong-Chang, who says reptiles can function for up to an hour after decapitation:

By the time a snake has lost its head, it’s effectively dead as basic body functions have ceased, but there is still some reflective action.

It means snakes have the capability of biting and injecting venom even after the head has been severed.